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You can dodge and duck for only so long, Hillary Clinton.
You can do the same thing a number of different ways.
You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny? -- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350...
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. -- Samuel Butle
You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer.
You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away.
A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the eleventh...
You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. -- Cucumbers are Bette
You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....

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