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You better learn it fast, you better learn it young, because 'someday' never comes.
-- John Fogerty...
You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.
-- Thomas P. "Tip" O'neill (to Vice President Walter Mondale)...
You Bet Your ASCII.
You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as BINGO?
You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure.Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild One
You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 199...
You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard.
A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill....
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 3...
You call that a radar screen! No sir, we call it.. MrCoffee.

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