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• You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
• You've buttered your bread--now sleep in it. -- Gracie Alle
• Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
• DELIBERATION: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
• I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....