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• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• You have a part-time job, you have a job. That's better than no job at all.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking on $4.25/hour jobs with no benefits at Burger King...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• Homer: Hey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
  Pilot: No, Sir, the closest vessel in the USS Walter Mondale....
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• What they said: What they meant: "You will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you.
  (We certainly never succeeded.) There is no other employee with whom I can adequately compare him....
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...