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You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch.
You are witty and fond of fun.
You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
You are your thought. Don't think, just be.
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no.
You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that.
But if one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business....
You asleep? -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell
You attach this bungee cord, where...? -- Famous Last Word
You attack a little dwarf, but he dodges out of the way.
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

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