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• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• If having children keeps you young, perhaps growing older has many more advantages than at first thought.
  For those who think that we still enjoy free speech in this country - just wait till you get your next telephone bill!...
• Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)
• And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
• Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• But words are things, and a small drop of ink, Falling like dew upon a thought, produces That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iii, Stanza 88...
• I just thought of something funny...your mother. -- Cheech Mari