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• A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.
• Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
  -- Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• A little dart shoots out at you!
• A good stroke, but it's too slow, the # dodges.
• A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Troi: "Mister Dokachin, we must find this ship and you're the only one who can help us.
  Dokachin: "Who are you?" Troi: "Deanna Troi, ship's counselor....
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.
  If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
  If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...