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You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind.
You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does.
If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency....
You are the only authority on what is best for you. -- Hugh Prathe
You are the only person in this building who knows what he's doing.
.. -- Toilet graffiti in government building...
You are the only person to ever get this message.
You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
You are the servant of words uttererd, the master of those suppressed. -- Confucius Say
You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt.
You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply.
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