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• No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
• There are many happy citizens in Alpha complex. All of them have laser pistols.
  Aren't you glad you have your laser pistol? Won't this be fun?...
• You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow.
• You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal.
• You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
• You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
• You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt.
• You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply.
• If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you
  but if not, you have infinite power against you. -- Charles Gordo...