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You are strong enough to admit that you need help.
You are such a good salesman, you could sell a double bed to the Pope.
You are sunlight and I, moon.
You are taking advantage of the good nature of a friend. Be careful.
You are taking the wrong sow by the ear. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow.
You are the center of every group's attention.
You are the Chosen One, just like you always suspected.
You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal.
You are the greatest lover I have ever had." "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
-- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
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