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You are logical and hate disorder.
You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies.
-- Worf to Setal/Jarok, "The Defector", stardate 43462.5...
You are lustworthy.
You are made a Guardian of the Order of Paladins! You are given a Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch).
You hear a nasal monotone in the distance.... '...and the number of thy counting shall be 3...'...
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
You are men without courage. You have lost your right to survive.
-- Davros, GENESIS OF THE DALEKS...
You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Larry, age 8...
You are my true and honourable wife, As dear to me as are the ruddy drops That visit my sad heart.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
You are never alone with a clone.
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