Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
You may have to work for it, however. -- Richard Bach, Illusions [1977]...
You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish -- only if the folly of it escapes you.
You are not a hard driving person if you suddenly stop looking for work after you have found a job.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them.
Humor teaches them tolerance. -- W. Somerset Maugham...
You are not a realist unless you believe in miracles." -- Anwar el-Sada
You are not being harassed, if you have to look to find it.
You are not drunk if you lie under the table. When you no longer order from there, then you are drunk.

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