Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You are in the south side chamber.
You are in the spacious palace of the Elven King. Beautiful old tapestries line the walls and carved pillars support the lofty roof.
Enchanting music seems to flow from out of nowhere. Many passages l...
You are in the Third Pool.
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
You are IT! Really now... I'm not kidding here...
You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
You are late. "Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful.
I fail to understand why. -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
You are like a porcupine. When the animal has its spines erect, it cannot eat.
If you do not eat, you will starve. And your prickles will die with the rest of your body....
You are listening to 91.5 FM, KXQK. This is the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
I am your host, Fred, and I will be with you for the next 20 seconds....
You are living proof that your mother was Pro-Life.

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