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• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
• I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Eddie, age 6...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Will, age 7...
• One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.
  -- The personal qualities you need to have in order to be a good lover -- Ava, age 8...
• Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother Jimbo.
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• The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...