You Are Made A Guardian Of The Order Of Paladins! You Are Given A Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch).

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You are made a Guardian of the Order of Paladins!
You are given a Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch).
You hear a nasal monotone in the distance....
'...and the number of thy counting shall be 3...'

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