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• The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
  -- In a Yugoslavian hotel...
• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditione
  Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself....
• You are cordially invited to dinner with the P.M... $200 a plate!
• You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once.
• To make yourself miserable, think that you are overburdened with work and that people tend to take advantage of you.
• How many actresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you should have seen the line outside the producer's hotel room....
• In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
• Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way.