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• I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I'm gone!
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Are you kidding me? You must be kidding me!
• You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
  -- Ronald Reagan (really...I'm not kidding)...
• You GOTS to be kidding!
• You MUST be kidding!
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...