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Yesterday an egg, tomorrow a feather duster!
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Yesterday I couldn't spell "computer programmer". Now I are one.
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Carey, age 7...
Yesterday I knew nothing, Today I know that.
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
Today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. -- Kay Lyo...

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