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Yesterday is a dream, Tomorrow is a vision, Today is a bitch.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
Yesterday is gone, Tomorrow may not come, This moment is but once in a lifetime.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy...
Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
Yesterday I was on a guilt trip ... today I'm on an ego trip.
Yesterday, I was reading an ad for Dodge trucks in Popular Mechanics, as I was reading the *fine print* it stated that "These outlandish claims are Based on test results of .
.. and then it finished...
Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well.
YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

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