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• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh