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Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish & chip paper.
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift-- which is why they call it the present.
-- Bill Keane...
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA....
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
Yesterday, whilst in my chair, I saw a bug which wasn't there, It wasn't there again today, Oh, how I wish it would go away.
.. -- Heisenbug's Uncertainty Principle in plain English....
Yes, that was Richard Nixon. He used to be President.
When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional. -- Professor Brian Qui
Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'

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