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• Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!< NO CARRIER
• Dionysius the Elder, being asked whether he was at leisure, he replied, "God forbid that it should ever befall me!
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Dionysiu...
• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
• What do you take me for, an idiot?
  -- General Charles de Gaulle, when a journalist asked him if he was happy...
• He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now. -- S. Wrigh
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• Homer: [gasps] Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed.
  To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry....