Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
And you can tell by looking at it.
-- Steven Wright
And you can tell by looking at it.
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I have a decaffeinated coffee table.
You'd never know it to look at it... - I bought a portable cable tv.
--
Steven... - I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
Steven... - Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said,
"what for?" -- Steven... - Decaffeinated coffee?
Just Say No... - I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
Steven... - I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some... - I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that
small.
Steven...
From the same category:
- I slept like a baby..
with a breast in my mouth... - Eureka
... - No job too big, no job too small,
no job too... - Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (--
not even in the game)... - Let the voice of wisdom be
your own...
