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• Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• I like children. Properly cooked. --W.C. Field
• Women are like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and as soon as you've had one, you want another.
  -- Homer Simpso...