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With the cost of automobile insurance going upward the way it does, more and more cars on the highway look like they survived a poorly managed demolition derby.
With thee conversing I forget all time, All seasons, and their change,--all please alike.
Sweet is the breath of morn, her rising sweet, With charm of earliest bird...
With the electronic clock replacing the big hand and the little hand, and with Velcro replacing the shoestring, about the only educational area left for the parents is toilet training.
With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
-- Picard, ST:TNG, quoting a fictional judge, The...
With the invention of spray paint, graffiti has increased in quantity, but the new invention did not do all that much for the quality of the whole thing.
With the lights out its less dangerous. -- Kurt Cobai
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. -- Pete Rose
With the neutron bomb, which destroys life but not property, capitalism has found the weapon of its dreams.
-- Edward Abbey...
With the press, it is safest to assume that there is no "off the record." -- Donald Rumsfeld
With the pride of an artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists, the small trumpet of your defiance.
-- Norman Maile...

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