With The Electronic Clock Replacing The Big Hand And The Little Hand, And With Velcro Replacing The Shoestring, About The Only Educational Area Left For The Parents Is Toilet Training.

With The Electronic Clock Replacing The Big Hand And The Little Hand, And With Velcro Replacing The Shoestring, About The Only Educational Area Left For The Parents Is Toilet Training.

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With the electronic clock replacing the big hand and the little hand, and
with Velcro replacing the shoestring, about the only educational area left
for the parents is toilet training.

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