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• In the demolition derby of life, I'm a Pinto.
• I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
  When this happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five cars, the bus and the branch bank office....
• Windows. The file transfer demolition derby of multitaske
• I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
  That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
• Imagine that we had a way of sending actors from Broadway to Hollywood that involved putting them in cars and driving them across the country.
  Some of these cars crashed, killing the poor actors....
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
• Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
  They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks....