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• Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, what a combo.
• I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
  -- E. M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy...
• While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngma
• I look pretty young, but I'm just backdated. --Pete Townshend
• I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE! -- Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Pete Rose is not obsessed with Gambling. Just ask his daughters, Quinella and Exacta.
• I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefelle
• Monica: Please tell me you_re stopping now. Pete: I_m fine!
  I'd fight tonight, if they_d let me. [stands up and starts swinging his arms] See this circle I'm marking off here?...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.