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• Never keep shampoo in its original container--it's unsightly and commercial. -- Jerry Zipki
• An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: if gets laid once
  it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother....
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• PENICILLIN -- what you give the man who has everything.
• A cat will assume the shape of its container.
• He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own. -- Confucius.
• A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
  -- Doug Larso...
• oid suff. [from Greek suffix -oid = `in the image of'] 1.
  Used as in mainstream slang English to indicate a poor imitation, a counterfeit, or some otherwise slightly bogus resemblance....