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• Why is the real lemon in the detergent and the artificial in the food?
• Q: Why do women change their minds so often? A: To keep them clean.
• SHAMPOO Although shampoo is designed to clean hair, its name gives away its true make-up
  artificial shit. For centuries the aristocracy continually got very annoyed, and beheaded the shit-sodden peasants for having less dandruff than they did....
• When in doubt, do it. It's much easier to apologize than to get permission.
  -- Grace Murray Hoppe...
• Why is artificial insemination so successful? There's no chance of a cock-up.
• Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
• Why is it that nothing seems to keep a train on time so much as your arriving at the station a little late?
• Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
  We all need somebody to talk to. It would be good if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk....