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• When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
  But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-- and it's longer than any hour....
• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
  Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute....
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
  By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!...
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.