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• Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
• I told you damn rabbits 'Only two!'. -- Noah, loading up the Ark
• It wasn't raining when Noah Built the ark. -- Howard Ruff, business consulta
• Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.
• The only real game in the world, I think, is baseball.
  .. You've got to start way down, at the bottom, when you're six or seven years old....
• If you think ... stop it.
• One of life's little ironies is the fact that when you finally master a tough job, you make it look easy.
• When I was growing up, my mom wanted me to become a priest, which I think is a tough occupation.
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