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• As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Now you have accidentally said something valuable!
  -- Hercule Poirot in MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS...
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where does it go when you flush? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Are you still an ALCOHOLIC? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
  Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...