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When we two parted In silence and tears, Half broken-hearted, To sever for years.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- When we Two parted...
When we understand knowledge-based systems, it will be as before -- except our fingertips will have been singed.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...
When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.
When will I embrace this life I see? I've been wondering for so long Thinking back, the truth may be I've been unaware but I've been living it all along.
.. -- Blues Travele...
When willie talks, see if her lips move.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
THEY'RE ON TV!" -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso...
When will you realize Vienna waits for you?
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell...
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H. L. Mencke
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crime
when they do not love us, they give us credit fot nothing, not even out virtues....

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