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When voting on appropriations bills, more is not necessarily better.
When Voyager 2 visited Neptune it saw a small irregular white cloud that zips around Neptune every 16 hours or so now known as "The Scooter".
When washing your face, can you see your true self?
When walking, can you feel the rotation of heaven?...
When was the last time you were drunk?
When was the last time you were sober?
When was your last 40 second orgasm??? SKYDIVE!!
When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.
When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.
-- Blaise Pascal...
When we are not sure, we are alive. -- Graham Greene
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine "Common Sense...
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