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When two do the same thing, it is not the same thing after all.
-- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 338...
When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers. -- East African Proverb
When two goats met on a bridge which was to narrow to allow either to pass or return, the goat which lay down that the other might walk over it was a finer gentleman than Lord Chesterfield.
-- Cecil...
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. -- William Wrigley, Jr.
When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.
-- Herman Gro...
When two tigers fight, one is certain to be maimed, and one to die. -- Master Funakoshi
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When Vice President Quayle was asked about his opinion on ethics, he said that every community should have some.
If it would help the economy, he is willing to help some facility of this nature relo...
When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, The post of honour is a private station.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act iv, Sc. 4...

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