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When things are going well, someone will experiment detrimentally. -- Charles P. Boyle
When things are going well, something will go wrong.
-- Chisholm's Second Law 1. When things just can't get any worse, they will....
When things don't go well they like to blame Preside
and that's something that Presidents are paid for. -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
When things go well, expect something to explode, erode, collapse or just disappear.
When things go wrong somewhere, they're apt to be wrong everywhere. -- Vermont Royste
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
-- Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law...
When things look dark, hold your head high so it can rain up your nose.
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to...
When this grey world crumbles like a cake / I'll be hanging from the hope / That I'll never see that recipe again.
-- They Might Be Giants -- It's Not My Birthday...
When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead

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