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• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead