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When they finally do have to take you to the hospital, your underwear won't be clean or new.
-- Mom's Law...
When they'll come, they'll come for what you love.
When they said Canada, I thought it would be up in the mountains somewhere. -- Marilyn Monroe
When they talk about taxing the rich, they're really talking about taxing the working men and women of this country.
-- President George Bush...
When they took the fourth amendment, I was silent because I don't deal drugs.
When they took the sixth amendment, I kept quiet because I know I'm innocent....
When they turn the pages of history When these days have passed long ago, Will they read of us with sadness For the seeds that we let grow?
-- Rush, A Farewell to King...
When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad. -- John K. Meskime
When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a great man who can kick back and party.
-- Olin Shive...
When things are blackest, I just tell myself, "Cheer up, things could be worse!
And sure enough, they get worse! -- Skeeve...

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