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• When you walk through the storm hold your head up high" "And don't be afraid of the dark!
  "At the end of the storm is a golden sky "And the sweet silver song of the lark....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
  You say you have a date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see?...
• And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down.
  Without the rain, there would be no rainbow. -- Jerry Chi...
• When you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut. -- Jack Beauregard
• Why, in the Cape, the rain beats down so hard,it makes your head bleed.
  Oh...some sort of hat is probably in order. -- Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
• May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
• May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
• For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.