When Standing In The Middle Of A Pasture, If The Bull Starts To Charge, Know That Your Credit Card Will Be Of Absolutely No Help Whatsoever.

When Standing In The Middle Of A Pasture, If The Bull Starts To Charge, Know That Your Credit Card Will Be Of Absolutely No Help Whatsoever.

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When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge,
know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.

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Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
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