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When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names. (To see this in action, watch L.A. Law)...
When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts.
When neither the facts nor the law are on your side, make an ad hominem attack. -- Old Adage...
When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling, the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
When the lights are out...all women are beautiful.
When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
When the lights are out, no one can see you hip-check Quaker Oates.
When the lights are out, no one can see you slash him with your stick.
When the lights are out, no one can see you slash Kneeless.
When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
When the lights are out, she's nice-looking.

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