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• Smile, but sharpen your knives.
• He means well, he just can't help cutting down all those trees. -- RCAF
• I remember, I remember The fir-trees dark and high
  I used to think their slender tops Were close against the sky...
• Quote #112 "Remember, high-tech means breaks down next week, while cutting edge means breaks down this afternoon.
  -- Bruce Sterling...
• If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
  We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• As the axe entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us.
• The axe is laid unto the root of the trees. -- New Testament -- Luke iii, 9
• Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2
• Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.