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• The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
• Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. -- George Bernard Shaw
• My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
  And then say it with the utmost levity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• Fashions are induced epidemics. -- George Bernard Shaw