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• The difference between a rich man and a poor man is thi
  he former eats when he pleases, the latter when he can get it. -- Sir Walter Raleigh...
• When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be evenly divided among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
  -- Jack Germond...
• I'm sick of reading these cookies... Especially when they are as useless as this one... -- Yoshi
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
• Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
  -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
• Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
  -- Samuel Butle...