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  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The church is always trying to get other people to reform
  it might not be a bad idea to reform itself. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creature
  but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot....
• T'was a brave person indeed, who first ate an oyster. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)