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• Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. -- Josh Billing
• I used to call [Count Basie] one of my lawyers. He would give me such beautiful advice.
  And he would phrase that advice into these little sayings....
• I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
  -- Harry S. Truma...
• I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me.
  He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down. But some time later, When I feel a little straighter, I'll come across a stranger Who'll remind me of the danger, And then....
• I give advice worth the price....free!
• When I first became a manager, I asked Chuck [Tanner] for advice.
  He told me, "Always rent." -- Tony Larussa...
• Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
  -- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse