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• When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face. -- Ed Howe
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.
  -- Ed Howe...
• I'd do anything to make you happy, but you're asking too much.
• When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
  Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
  you want to retract something said in haste, and think C-a C-@ C-e C-w...
• Q: "What else is there?" Data: "A wide variety of items.
  The replicator can make anything you desire." Q: "How do I know what I desire?...
• When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehre
• Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
  -- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...