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• I would like to buy a fish licence, please.
• When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
• dictating while writing] Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed.
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• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda