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What thou wouldst highly, That wouldst thou holily
wouldst not play false, And yet wouldst wrongly win....
What three words will a JAP never hear? "Attention, K-Mart Shoppe
What time is it? I don't know, it keeps changing.
What time is it? You mean right NOW? -- Yogi Berra
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue.
Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alte...
What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
What to do in case of emergency: 1. Pick up your hat.
2. Grab your coat. 3. Leave your worries at the doorstep....
What to do!?! My SUN won't rise!
What to say to annoy a performance artist: "Hey, I saw something just like that on The Gong Show!
-- Matt Groening...
What UNIVERSE is this, please?? -- Zippy the Pinhead

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